Gay people should be able to get married, I miss .click.

http://cherryteresa.greatestjournal.com/2004/07/18/

   
     
[2:40 pm]
Subject: .click.
Mood  mellow
Music .click. "Gently Unraveling"

I miss .click. a lot. Why did you have to break up?! I know why. But I hate it. The Baltimore scene hasn’t been the same since you left. Great musicianship and originality was not only accepted but expected when you were around. It’s not like that at all anymore. I went to your website the other day and it was gone. It was still up for a while after you were through. But no more. Knowing it was gone made me sad.
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[3:13 am]
Subject: Gay marriages
Mood  rejuvenated

12 reasons why gay people should not be allowed to get married
(This is of course SARCASTIC! I completely support making gay marriages legal in all fifty states. And I saw this posted by someone on myspace).

1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can’t legally get married because the world needs more children.

3. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if Gay marriage is allowed, since Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are property, blacks can’t marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6. Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven’t adapted to things like cars or a longer lifespan.

12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.

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